What’s Good for the Goose Is … Murder for the Gander

A tasty tale of Christmas treachery

Judy Millar
The Haven
Published in
4 min readDec 13, 2022

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A brown goose tucks her head under her wing, as if ashamed. Her speech bubble reads: “What have I done?”
Photo by Pixabay, modified by author

The murder had gone as well as she could have hoped, given that she’d never done anything remotely homicidal in her sixty-odd years. But her husband had it coming. A woman could only tolerate so much.

Maynard’s predictable gift-giving (a box of chocolates every Christmas and Valentine’s Day…

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Judy Millar
The Haven

Canadian humour writer. Comedic storyteller. Overthinker. 😂 Words in Reader’s Digest 🇨🇦, Writer’s Digest, Medium + judy@judymillar.ca Twitter: @judymillar