OH, YES (re the iguana and the thermostat). Some say they can't hear the "Jerry" voice in print, but I hear it. I love your delight in creating "a laugh that never existed in the world before." In my humorous storytelling (admittedly a different thing than stand-up), I treasure those kinds of laughs from an audience. IS THIS ANYTHING? I'd say: IT'S EVERYTHING. Thank you for every laugh you've given me.