If I Were a Christmas Tree Ornament …

I would be a llama

Photo Credit: Darby Love (used by permission)

Yes, I would be a llama. But not just any llama. I would be THIS llama.

I would stand proudly on my branch, confident that my multi-coloured saddle would be the envy of llamas, near and far.

Not that I would allow other llamas near me. Never! Everyone knows if you hang out between other llamas, you risk getting llaminated.

Get it? Ancient llama joke. Ha ha! Or should I be saying Ho Ho!

Never mind. Merry Christmas to All!

P.S. I’ll pass on the Egg Nog. But I wouldn’t mind a Llamanade.