Ha! And wouldn't you know her name would be Lola? It could have been worse, Brian. Remember how things turned out in the song "Lola" by the Kinks?

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Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

La-la-la-la Lola