HUMOR

Funny Signs, Headlines and Pregnant Porcupines

Or unhappy hedgehogs. Who’s to say?

Photo by Krzysztof Niewolny on Unsplash, modified by the author.

In my never-ending quest to amuse myself — and, maybe, you — I’ve trekked through my town and scoured the Internet in search of funny signs, witty billboards and hilarious headlines. Here are a few of my favourite finds:

This unforgettable headline had the Twitter-verse in stitches: “New US dietary guidelines include babies and toddlers.” Vegetarians tweeted their tongue-in-cheek horror. “I don’t care what the experts say, I’ve cut small children out of my diet, and that’s that!” tweeted @kinsellawarren.

Author’s Screen capture of the CNN headline (long since corrected).

Sometimes it’s supermarkets who screw up and inspire my put-downs.
As in: Put me down for a quart!

Orgasmic Blueberries? Now you’re talking! Author’s tweet and screen capture.

Other times, it’s pharmacies who flub their labels. Sharp-eyed MD @tanyafeke spotted this one, and couldn’t resist tweeting about it: