For sure, it was the Valium. I apparently rhapsodized about the pumpkin muffin I was give on waking from my colonoscopy.

Funny you should write about this. To my surprise, MSN just ran the colonoscopy piece I sold to Reader's Digest Canada years ago. They added a pretty funny photo.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/travel/if-youve-ever-had-to-get-a-colonoscopy-youll-relate-to-this-womans-hilarious-story/ar-AASYDmi?li=AAggFp5

Colonoscopies seem funnier when they're in the (ahem) rearview mirror.