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Insulted? Snappy Comebacks You Can Use To Stand Up For Yourself

What I should have said was . . .

Apr 10, 2022

A British Shorthair grumpy cat lies on an orange-yellow towel and fumes.

Apr 10, 2022

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Eye-catching Obituaries You Can Model To Leave ’em Laughing

These funny farewells went viral. Yours might too!

Jan 17, 2022

A red squirrel sits on a tree branch and reads a newspaper. We presume he’s reading the obituaries.

Jan 17, 2022

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Famous Historical Figures Draft their Online Dating Profiles

“Tudor Royal looking to meet Ms. Right (or Ms. Right Now).”

Jun 21, 2020

Famous Historical Figures Draft their Online Dating Profiles

Jun 21, 2020

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

“You’re having a heart attack,” said the doctor. But he was wrong.

My heart broke — literally. Could Takotsubo cardiomyopathy happen to you?

Jan 14, 2023

A woman with long brown hair folds her hands across her chest. She wears a silver ring with a cut-out of a heart.

Jan 14, 2023

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The Haven

What’s Good for the Goose Is … Murder for the Gander

A tasty tale of Christmas treachery

Dec 13, 2022

A brown goose tucks her head under her wing, as if ashamed. Her speech bubble reads: “What have I done?”

Dec 13, 2022

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ILLUMINATION

Take a Dip in the Deep with Diver Bob!

The waters surrounding Vancouver Island teem with marine life

Nov 24, 2022

A fleshy-faced grey wolf eel with a protruding incisor studies diver Bob Simpson, as its mate stares out from an underwater cave in the Salish Sea (Strait of Georgia).

Nov 24, 2022

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

To My Husband, To Be Read in the Event That I Predecease You

A posthumous poem

Sep 27, 2022

To My Husband, To Be Read in the Event That I Predecease You

Sep 27, 2022

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No Crime in Rhymin’

On Searching for Your Mobile Phone

You check on the counter and look in your purse

Sep 24, 2022

An old-fashioned, rotary dial phone rests on a grey background. Its speech bubble reads: “At least you could find me!”

Sep 24, 2022

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Waking Up After 70 — Yow! What Now?!!

I woke up with a leg pain something wasn’t right the ligament that went to bed had twisted overnight

Sep 22, 2022

A wooden mannequin sits on the floor, legs outstretched. His speech bubble reads: “Yow! What now?!!”

Sep 22, 2022

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The Haven

Half-baked Barista

Cappuccino, Frappuccino, Al Pacino …

Sep 16, 2022

A Starbucks cup sits on a black counter. The name Bob (misspelled as “Bobb”) is written on it in black marker.

Sep 16, 2022

Judy Millar

Judy Millar

Canadian humour writer. Comedic storyteller. Overthinker. 😂 Words in Reader’s Digest 🇨🇦, Writer’s Digest, Medium + judy@judymillar.ca Twitter: @judymillar

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